Men Wising Up: Exhibit A … Gavin Mcinnes

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Aye, lads.  There is some reason (and humor) yet in the blogosphere.

Gavin McInnes has a fantastically funny yet poignant post here.

A relevant and hilarious excerpt:

Anyway, during our “debate” the Middle East kept getting high fives and I was starting to hear talk of the burqa being empowering. “So why is it made out of black polyester,” I asked. Why not some flowing white cotton? “It’s not made out of polyester” she retorted before adding, “Polyester is an oil based product. They export oil.” Huh? Is that why toothpicks are verboten at the lumber yard? “Get that out of your mouth Harv! We need to export that! We only use plastic toothpicks here!” Megan realized she wasn’t making sense so she pulled out the Jezebel race card: “What about rape?” she asked. As Heart’s “What About Love” played in my head with new lyrics, I smiled and said, “Honey, America ain’t got nuthin’ on the Middle East when it comes to rape.” She then said, “Did you just call me honey?” and stormed out of the bar. Thank God.

LMAO.  I was in laughing fits reading that.  Just.  Brill.

Worth much more than the price of admission I must say.  Kudos to you, Mr McInnes.

Published in:  on October 26, 2009 at 22:54 Comments (8)

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  1. Am I supposed to be able to get to the Gavin McGinnes article by clicking on the “Men Wising Up” link?

  2. Oh, nevermind. I just saw the link. Is there away to disable those annoying floating popup windows this site puts out?

    • Yep — just disabled that.

  3. His article is absolutely spot on. And funny to boot. I love the picture for the article by the way. Hillary looks like she’s already had waaaaaaaaaay to many shots.

  4. Sorry, one other thing:

    She then said, “Did you just call me honey?”

    My response would have been:

    “Yes, now be a dear and get daddy a drink.”

  5. The fact is, many women don’t want kids. It might have something to do with the water, literally. Or the chemicals in or GM food.

    Also, for the many more women who DO want to have kids. A good man is hard to find.

    And as to his question why women hang out in bars? They are looking to score, simple as that.

  6. Women hang out in bars to “score”? I’m under the impression women don’t like NSA sex. Do they think that after sleeping with them the men will be so awed by their personalities that they’ll want to develop relationships?

    I hate this new format, BTW. Why waste almost half the screen with unused space on the left and right?

  7. Plenty of women like NSA sex. Plenty.

    And of course there are probably some women who go to bars under the illusion that they will find their “soul mate” there. LOL.


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